This is What Jon Cooks: Weird-Sounding but Awesome-Tasting Bagel

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Weird-Sounding but Awesome-Tasting Bagel

We all know that salsa and cream cheese are a match made in Heaven. You didn't know that? Well, its true, trust me. This simple lunch or snack takes full advantage of this fact and puts it on a bagel. You may not want to make it when you read the ingredients. Make it anyway.

What You'll Need:
Bagel
Cream Cheese
Tortilla Chips
Salsa or Hot Sauce (I use Taco Bell mild)

What You'll Do:
1. Slice your bagel if it's not already.
2. Toast aforementioned bagel
3. Spread a good amount of cream cheese on the bagel (go ahead, spread it on both sides).
4. Put some salsa or hot sauce on the bottom slice of the bagel.
5. Put some tortilla chips on top of the salsa or hot sauce.
6. Top with the other bagel slice. Give is a push down. This should eliminate any tortilla chips stabbing the roof of your mouth. That's one of the worst food-related injuries out there.

Where are the photos? Do you really need photos for this one? If you do, seek professional culinary help.

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My Kitchen Philosophy

To many, the kitchen is enemy territory. Not me. It is my sanctuary. My favorite room in a house. I love food. I love eating it. I love cooking it, mostly because I'm excited to eat it. Cooking does not need to be overly complicated. It's about following recipes, mixing what you like, and experimenting. Sometimes it comes out totally nasty. Other times, you create something that your friends and family will request every time they see you. Hopefully this blog will help you hone your cooking skills and release your inner, uh, food person.

What I Think Kitchens Need

1. A pepper grinder. Seriously, pepper is awesome and can be added to just about anything. Except maybe cereal. If you're still using that pre-ground pepper from your spice rack, please stop. Get a grinder. It tastes better, and there is something oddly fun about twisting that thing and fresh pepper tumbling out.

2. A food processor. When you're making salsa, chopping all those veggies gets cumbersome. I have a huge food processor that can whip up a big batch of salsa in no time.

3. One good knife. Trying to chop tomatoes with a dull knife only accomplishes two things: tomato juice and an angry cook. Get a good knife.

4. A slow cooker (a.k.a. Crock Pot). There is nothing better than coming home from work to a house that smells like dinner, and said dinner being ready to eat.

5. People. Someone has to tell you what is nasty and what is great. Even if that is just you. But, you're already there, so me telling you that a kitchen needs people comes from the Department of Redundancy Department.

What I Don't Think Kitchens Need

1. Overly complicated recipes and techniques. If a recipe has 62 ingredients, I won't make it. If it tells me to do a bunch of complicated stuff with words I can't even pronounce let alone accomplish, I won't make it.

2. Precise measurements. If you're cooking, just get it close. You may really like cheese. So if I tell you to use 1 cup of cheese, you may want to use 2 cups. Go for it. Precise measurements are a waste of time. Unless you're baking, then you need them. So if you look at a recipe and it has absolutely no quantity whatsoever, don't stress out. Use as much or as little as you want.

Foods I Love (and Think You Should, Too)

1. Bacon. The Ferrari of food. How do you improve a piece of bacon? Wrap it in another piece of bacon. Normally I am first to berate the use of "lazy food." Things like pre-cut apples and Uncrustables. But that pre-cooked bacon is sweet. It's so simple and quick. Use it.

2. Sour Cream. My wife and I use more sour cream than any two people should. It's such a nice addition to soups and stews. A contrasting dollop of cool.

3. Avocado. Some people love it. Some people hate it. I love it. My wife hates it. I guess that's good, because there is more for me. But seriously, avocado is wonderful. Sliced, diced, or mashed. You can't go wrong.

4. Pineapple. Quite possibly the world's most perfect fruit. Please don't buy that pre-cut junk. Get a real pineapple and cut it yourself. "But Jon, I don't even know where to start." I'll teach you. It's quite simple, really. And there's a sense of satisfaction when you're done.

5. Peppers. I love spicy food. I think I'm part Mexican somewhere. Any sort of pepper, really. Bell pepper (I know, I know, not spicy at all). Jalapeno. Serano. Habanero. Don't fear them. Embrace them.

This is What Jon Cooks

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Weird-Sounding but Awesome-Tasting Bagel

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