Stars Over My Quad

See what I did there, with the name? Man, I'm clever. Never been to Denny's? Well, then you won't get the joke. Just call it a breakfast sandwich.

What You'll Need:

Bread - For a sandwich like this, forget healthy and get some sort of white bread. It just works so much better.
Eggs
Bacon
Ham
Cheese
Butter

What You'll Do:

1. Cook the bacon of you're not using the precooked stuff. I have no idea why you're not, but whatever.

2. Cook the eggs in a pan, making sure to break the yolks. Unless you like runny yolks. Then you're a freak.

3. Assemble the sandwich: bread, egg, bacon, ham, cheese, egg, bread.

4. Melt some butter. Brush melted butter on each slice of bread.

5. Cook the sandwich in the pan. Press it down while it cooks to get everything melty and good. Slice it diagonally. It just looks better that way.